I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[motormouths]

aint you american?? whats your dad doin drinking sake?

and i cant do anything cause my legs are all tied up!

[soundmind]

I don't care enough to ask that old pervert why he chooses sake of all things when he's on his gross little escorts.

????

Why???

[motormouths]

because thats apparently how all parties go for us! i dont even know how i even went cause its always always always like this!

and its not like i wanted to get tied up either but i cant get the fuckin rope undone!

[soundmind]

Okay, remind me to never accept any invitations from you.

Can't you just gnaw it off with your teeth? Or get one of your Pokemon to do it.

[motormouths]

at least none of us got seriously injured this time ??

shit you're right-- not about my teeth because how do i even bend down at that angle

this whole damn time i could've just gotten chevrolet out and let her eat the rope!

[soundmind]

"This time?"

Yeah. Really never invite me.

[motormouths]

i think nobody did anyway

i dont even know how nanamis birthday party is gonna happen without one of us gettin hurt