I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[impheired]

I'll give you that much, you did at least try. So, congrats, I'm gonna kill you last.

[It is taking him a stupidly long time to text back because he's trying to avoid spelling errors. He's barely even had anything. What a lightweight.]

[motormouths]

c'mon, think about what we said! survivor solidarity! i really did try my best! maybe just wear shoes with heels or somethin? yknow anything to add extra height?

[Utterly amazing, Kuzuryuu, because Souda literally forces himself to type like an utter tool, or what he sees cool kids texting like. Getting drunk kind of makes that waver. Dork.]

[impheired]

[He's actually a ginormous dork, it's true.]

I changed my mind. Gonna kill you first now. Better sleep with one eye open tonight, fucker.

[PLATFORM SHOES ARE ONE OF HIS TWO MOST HATED GIFTS, SOUDA. U DUN FUCKED UP, BOY. FTE FAILURE, SOCIAL LINK REVERSED]

[motormouths]

[WHY THE HELL ARE MAGICIANS SO UNLUCKY SERIOUSLY]

OKAY SCREW SURVIVOR SOLIDARITY I'M LOCKIN YOU OUT

[It takes him a whole five minutes before--]

you better not have your keys!

[impheired]

Of course I have my keys, what kind of dumbass do you take me for? Even if I didn't though, I could still get in. I've totally broken a door down before. Ask Nanmi and Hinata about it sometime.

[OKAY SO HE HAD SOME HELP BUT HE'S SLIGHTLY DRUNK NOW AND WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ACCURATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE SOUDA?]

[motormouths]

we've all broken down doors before! and i'll just put a bunch of stuff in front of it! dressers and stuff!

YOURE SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT I DONT CARE HOW

[Except scaring Souda winds up getting your ass permanently locked out.]