I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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[ghostytrainer]

...do i want to know?
or come home from work?
are either of these things that i want to be doing right now.

[tentacletrainer]

Of course they are.
You're expected to take part in this, after all.

[ghostytrainer]

ok then, please explain why we are apparently having a glitter slip n' slide.

...better yet, when did we even get a slip n' slide??

[tentacletrainer]

Have* a slip n slide.
And the answer is "because it is a very good idea".
Or "don't leave your best friends alone to their own devices on hot days".

Just now.
All you need is a couple of large tarps, a couple of water Pokemon and there you have it.
A slip n slide.

[ghostytrainer]

my god we are just all kind of ghetto fabulous today, aren't we?

you checked the ground for rocks before you set that up, right?
last thing we need people bleeding glitter.

why glitter, rose?

[tentacletrainer]

Fuck yes we are.
This is how you do it on the streets of New York.
Take some notes.

Of course I did.
What kind of slip n slide amateur do you take me for?
I may be slightly inebriated, but I'm not my brother.

And why not glitter?
Why would you ever ask that?
Glitter is always appropriate.

Speaking of how do you feel about a room painted with glitter?

[ghostytrainer]

rose you lived in the middle of the fucking forest boonies.
you know nothing about the streets of new york.

okay, just making sure. i figured as much.
define "slightly" for me though, please.

i guess that depends on the glitter??? and the room??
what were you thinking?

[tentacletrainer]

Don't hate.
Don't insinuate that I have no street cred.
How dare you.
I know lots about the streets of New York, yo.

A couple of margaritas and a shot that was half chocolate pudding, half vodka.
Which isn't as good as it sounds, by the way.
I think this vodka cake batter might come out better though.

And uh.
Well really it's less "what am I thinking" and more "which room did you decorate".
We had a lot of extra glitter and the kitchen looked really dull.

[ghostytrainer]

...please tell me that was a really terrible joke.
or that you typo'd literally any other room in the house as "kitchen".
seriously. any other room.

[tentacletrainer]

I know my drunk texts can be really terrible sometimes, but I don't believe I would ever typo something like "living room" or "bathroom" as kitchen, John.