I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

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• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[impheired]

1) If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.

2) Seriously autocorrect, stop changing all my fucks into ducks. You're making all my strongly worded texts look harmless and adorable.

3) Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

[puppetnurse]

Um...the glitter might be mine...

[impheired]

Why the ever loving fuck did you think that was something that belongs on a couch?!?
So what about the blood then, is that yours too?

[puppetnurse]

I didn't think it belonged there...! You just really seemed to like it last night. So I thought I'd share... I don't really know about the blood though. I don't seem to have any new cuts...?

[impheired]

...what.

[No seriously. What. He doesn't even know where to begin with that text WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT??]

[puppetnurse]

I brought a couple tubes of glitter over because Saionji-san asked me to...and you kept taking them from me. So I thought maybe you liked it...

[impheired]

Wait, so you're saying I'm the one who put glitter all over the couch??? You better not be fucking lying about this to cover your own ass!!!

[puppetnurse]

No!! I put it there, definitely! You just wanted the glitter and I was giving it to you and I managed to spill it! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, Kuzuryuu-san!! I'll come clean it up for you! You don't even have to give me a vacuum or anything I'll lick it off the couch if I must! Please forgive me!

3

[motormouths]

hey hey at least i tried helpin right? but its really hard considerin your height and all!

[impheired]

I'll give you that much, you did at least try. So, congrats, I'm gonna kill you last.

[It is taking him a stupidly long time to text back because he's trying to avoid spelling errors. He's barely even had anything. What a lightweight.]

[motormouths]

c'mon, think about what we said! survivor solidarity! i really did try my best! maybe just wear shoes with heels or somethin? yknow anything to add extra height?

[Utterly amazing, Kuzuryuu, because Souda literally forces himself to type like an utter tool, or what he sees cool kids texting like. Getting drunk kind of makes that waver. Dork.]

[impheired]

[He's actually a ginormous dork, it's true.]

I changed my mind. Gonna kill you first now. Better sleep with one eye open tonight, fucker.

[PLATFORM SHOES ARE ONE OF HIS TWO MOST HATED GIFTS, SOUDA. U DUN FUCKED UP, BOY. FTE FAILURE, SOCIAL LINK REVERSED]

[motormouths]

[WHY THE HELL ARE MAGICIANS SO UNLUCKY SERIOUSLY]

OKAY SCREW SURVIVOR SOLIDARITY I'M LOCKIN YOU OUT

[It takes him a whole five minutes before--]

you better not have your keys!

[impheired]

Of course I have my keys, what kind of dumbass do you take me for? Even if I didn't though, I could still get in. I've totally broken a door down before. Ask Nanmi and Hinata about it sometime.

[OKAY SO HE HAD SOME HELP BUT HE'S SLIGHTLY DRUNK NOW AND WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ACCURATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE SOUDA?]

[motormouths]

we've all broken down doors before! and i'll just put a bunch of stuff in front of it! dressers and stuff!

YOURE SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT I DONT CARE HOW

[Except scaring Souda winds up getting your ass permanently locked out.]

2

[lullabytes]

It also makes it seem like you have a weird fondness for ducks...

1/2

[impheired]

Uggghhh. I don't have a strange fondness for ducks. Just screw ducks, okay??
I swear it keeps turning itself back on though i KNOW i turned the damn thing off last time.
duck this device.

2/2

[impheired]

SEE. RIGHT THERE. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BREAK THIS GODDAMN THING. FUCK.

FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKFUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT FUCK SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU POKEGEAR.

[lullabytes]

Perhaps someone set it differently? (￣◇￣;)

[ WHY YES THAT IS AN EMOTICON LIKE SAIONJI'S.

Why yes Nanami did get lessons in how to use emoticons like Saionji's from Saionji. ]

I think ducks are cute, though...(｡♥‿♥｡)

[ ............Look, she's a beginner. ]

[impheired]

...I'm going to kill Souda. It can't possibly be anybody else.

And yeah that's exactly the problem right there! They're cute! I don't want people to sit there thinking "aww how cute" when I'm trying to yell at them, you know? Kind of defeats the purpose.

[lullabytes]

[ ...She's sorry she got you found out, Souda. GODSPEED. ]

Can't you just prank him back instead...?

And it's all right if it happens with us, then, right? You don't normally yell at me that much. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ what the hell is that emoticon ]

[impheired]

What the fuck is that face supposed to be.

[NO FOR REAL NANAMI WHAT THE HELL.]

[lullabytes]

It's smiling.

[ .............WELL IT IS. ]

[impheired]

[...Okay he can't argue that. It is technically smiling.]

...Don't ever use that emoticon again. Seriously, it's fucking unnerving. Did Saionji teach you these?

[lullabytes]

Yes...I thought it would make my texts more fun, like hers...

[ Congratulations, she's pouting. ]