I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Envy | Fullmetal Alchemist

[exeggutorhead]

Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

[pipers_son]

need bail then or just a teleporting pokemon

[exeggutorhead]

teleporting

there's never a reason to give these asshole cops money

[pipers_son]

good point. i'll try and track you down then.

so what kind of shitshow

[exeggutorhead]

i'm in the goldenrod jail so it isn't far

on the way you might see uh

a bunch of knocked over food carts, bent lightpoles, maybe an exploded fire hydrant too

it wasn't completely my fault

[pipers_son]

was the hydrant your fault

[exeggutorhead]

well i was trying to steer the rhyhorn away from a building

so i guess you could say so

[pipers_son]

and they jailed you for trin to help

our law sytem is corrupt i tell you

[exeggutorhead]

so corrupt

[...]

don't really remember how i got to be riding the thing through the street though

i'm pretty sure they are not native to the city

[pipers_son]

breeding center????

[exeggutorhead]

shit maybe

hurry adn get me out of here before the police figure out i accidentally stole a rhino too

[HE'S COUNTING ON YOU, JOKER]

[pipers_son]

gettin her to hurry fast as i can

so what wasnt you rfault

[exeggutorhead]

i owe you one for this

i did say not completely. i'll admit some of it might have been my fault

[pipers_son]

when i get in jail then i'll call you

so we have rhyhorn stealing and hydrants so far on the list

[foolishwren]

what kind of shitstorm

you need to be more specific

[exeggutorhead]

yeah so

did you know that drunkenly flying an aerodactyl through the streets is really frowned upon

there might have been water balloons involved too

[foolishwren]

please tell me you got someone to take videos to post on chutube

[exeggutorhead]

you bet I did

not sure if my partner in disturbing the peace has put them up yet

but you'll get to see it

[foolishwren]

you link that shit to me the second its online

Re: Envy | Fullmetal Alchemist

[freckledoll]

Had quite a night, did ye?

[exeggutorhead]

sure did. it was great right up until the cops showed up

[notchinese]

you sound like a guy who knows how to have a good time