I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[usedswift]

Okay I got it.

We put a firework in the cake. You ask John to light it because he's your best friend right?

But the candles are connected to a firework fuse and then BOOM!

Dick cake all over him.

[moveslikestrider]

no you ask him
if i ask hell know something is up
he boobytrapped his own toilet just to get me
my lust for revenge has been burning for months and by now he knows im priming up to steal his gambit
its like this heavy locomotive steaming towards victory
nothing can stop it now

[usedswift]

Wait go back, what's this about him boobytrapping the toilet??

[moveslikestrider]

do you doubt me

[usedswift]

I don't doubt you, but you can't just say that and not expect me to want to know how he boobytrapped the toilet.

[moveslikestrider]

you know those snappers i showed you
the ones you throw against the ground

[usedswift]

...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[moveslikestrider]

figured it out without me telling you
wow
so i dont need to go on right
i can just shuffle this onto new ground
in fact im doing it right now

[usedswift]

No Dave, please. I feel like there's a story there that only you could do justice to. Or I could ask John for his rendition... （＾＿－）

[moveslikestrider]

are you really sinking that low
really

ok ok
he put the snappers under the toilet seat where it touches the rim

[usedswift]

Heehee, as if you wouldn't do the same!

Well done on his part, though, I'm sad I missed it! So we'll get him back with the dick-cake, but you've got a whole three-day weekend now to do stuff with. What else are you gonna do with it?