I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

[solas_ion]

ain't got a sense of fun hidden under that hat, huh?

[doitrockapella]

I am far too classy to be your shameful anything.

Tonight has been a night of Old Fashioneds and tiny pretzels.

[solas_ion]

b o r i n g. you should get out and live a little

take some lessons from the patron saint of alcohol

and probably murder, too

the patron saint of alcohol and murder i am talking about myself if that was unclear

[doitrockapella]

The patron saint of alcohol is St. Augustine of Hippo you liar

[solas_ion]

i probably came first, i should get priority

how about the demigod of alcohol and murder, then

i could settle for that

[doitrockapella]

that's probably okay since i'm pretty sure demigods can be pretty much anything they want mythologically speaking

but i disapprove of alcohol and murder i am ON THE RECORD as disapproving

[solas_ion]

never said it HAD to involve murder. i mean i'm open to possibilities but nothing's set in stone here

how about just the alcohol

[doitrockapella]

are you the patron demigod of GOOD alcohol

[solas_ion]

i come from the land that made destroying one's liver a valid art form

what do you think