I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Comments

Solf J Kimblee | Fullmetal Alchemist

[explosivecombat]

im still going. this is my new reality. also. don't take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do it. it's beautiful.

[exeggutorhead]

what the hell were you doing with glowsticks in the bath?

[explosivecombat]

you know, that is a shockingly good question that i don't have an answer for, but i'm sure it was either philosophically relevant or had something to do with the number of highballs i consumed.

[exeggutorhead]

you never know, could be either one

but i'm trying this right now where do you get glowsticks. what are glowsticks?

[explosivecombat]

wonderful, that is what they are.

you break them and they start glowing. sort of like souls, if souls were offensively green. little tube-like things.

[exeggutorhead]

at the pokemart now

these things come in a bunch of other colors besides green and i'm getting all of them. i'll send you pictures of the results.

[explosivecombat]

you had best. this sounds glorious.

[...]

what kinds of colors?

[beholdmydemons]

som kind of sage isw hat you are thansk for the new improvd bahtromm where cani bye more of thees

[explosivecombat]

where did you obtain the first batch? i'd assume there.

[beholdmydemons]

closet but i watied and nobddy came for the moeny

[explosivecombat]

well go get more. are you waiting for permission?

[beholdmydemons]

NOP

hahh no mor triping ove rug midniht goin gto piss amonst the stars noq

[explosivecombat]

tell me how that works out for you, it sounds lovely.

[beholdmydemons]

oh

im baldy fuddld rig tnow

[doitrockapella]

the badly-dressed teenagers are insisting they want best four of seven at beer pong

are you done in the bathroom or not

[explosivecombat]

locke, get in here. you need to see this.

[doitrockapella]

how many glowsticks do you even HAVE.

[explosivecombat]

[there is a pause.

HE'S COUNTING.]

somewhere between "just enough for this experiment" and "way too many."

erring on the side of the latter.

[doitrockapella]

you need an inervention.

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intervention.

[explosivecombat]

you know what, probably.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Buy or steal all the glowsticks you can find. Then dump them into the harbor.

[explosivecombat]

[...]

THIS IS WHY I WORK FOR YOU.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Dump them in the Well too.

[explosivecombat]

the one with all the slowpokes?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yes, that's the one. Dump an entire crate of the things in there.