I Got Slowbros In Different Area Codes

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TEXTS FROM ROUTE 29

• Go here for inspiration or make up your own!

• Send a text into the void! (do the Johto/Kanto cities even have area codes...?)

• Do the TFLN thing. o/


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Hajime Hinata | Dangan Ronpa 2

[tallandproud]

You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.

[puppetnurse]

...Hinata-san, are you sure that was me?

[tallandproud]

Tsumiki?! Did you pick up Souda's gear?

[konpeitoqueen]

did i hire strippers

big bro hinata hurry up and reply or else (」゜ロ゜)」

[tallandproud]

No. There weren't any strippers. You dropped from above on someone's head and had to be pried off. [Let's not try to guess who.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Oh so that explains the headache (｡-_-｡ )

Who dropped me ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ I'll execute the idiot

[tallandproud]

...Couldn't the headache be a hangover? No one dropped you.

[konpeitoqueen]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HANGOVER (‡▼益▼) I am fine someone hit me

There's a huge bruise on my head

[okay she knows exactly how crazy sake is hangover-wise but SHE IS STRONG, DAMMIT. FUCK THAT SHIT]

[tallandproud]

Do you remember anything? Anything at all? [....How? Did she fall down the stairs?]

[impheired]

What the fuck, Hinata. My name can't possibly be anywhere close to Souda's in your phone.
How do you manage to fuck up this badly?

[tallandproud]

It's hard to access the gear with your feet. Can you let me out of the chair now?

[impheired]

I'd love to help you out man, but you see the problem with that is I'm FUCKING LOCKED OUT OF THE GODDAMN HOUSE. WITHOUT A SHIRT.
I think Souda took my keys at some point. But he doesn't seem to remember any more than I do and apparently someone tied him up too.

See, this is why I said you shouldn't go within ten meters of alcohol. Remember when I said that? And yet, here we are. Whose fucking idea was this because it sure as hell wasn't mine.

[tallandproud]

I remember, right after that Saionji brought the sake close to you. ...I think you got tipsy off of the fumes? She challenged you a drinking contest and Souda joined in when you were halfway [Read: one cup.] gone.

You three tried to get me to do it too, but... I didn't want to leave you unsupervised.

[impheired]

...

[He's facepalming so hard on the other end. Just. Christ. What is wrong with all of them. WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE PARTIES LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.]

She beat me, didn't she?

[WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES, KUZURYUU??]

[tallandproud]

What-

[He's still on speech to text and it picks up on that before he speaks.]

Yes, but she beat everyone. [Don't feel too bad!]

jeSUS

[motormouths]

okay that was not me i dont even like velociraptors! just because chevrolet kinda looks like a dinosaur that doesnt mean i like em! or charmander...

okay so i might like dinosaurs

[Don't dinosaurs and rockets kind of go together?]

they just can't go ANYWHERE

[tallandproud]

[Dinosaurs and rockets are amazing together.]

There's nothing wrong with that, dinosaurs are cool. It's a lot better than Saionji trying to hire strippers.

aren't you happy to be in this cast

[motormouths]

wait of course you'd back me up on that one

wait wait did she? did she seriously try gettin us strippers? how come i dont remember that?!

It's so perfect I could weep with joy

[tallandproud]

I don't know why you don't remember it! I said it was time to stop drinking after that and it didn't end well. [She dropped onto someone's head like a mini flying squirrel.]

you can think of this as your greeting party. welcome to protaghood!

[motormouths]

so what did happen next because i dont know if this is a hangover or migraine or a mega migraineover hybrid

[lullabytes]

[ .................. ]

That wasn't me...I think.

[tallandproud]

...No, Nanami you were trying to be a one man 'lan party'? What is that?

[lullabytes]

...It's when you set up a group of people with compatible consoles and things for a multiplayer game party...

[ She may or may not have had to steal everyone's gears in order to attempt this. :|a ]

[tallandproud]

Don't you need more than one person for it?

[lullabytes]

...Everyone was busy, though.

[ ORDERING STRIPPERS AND WHAT HAVE YOU. ]