The Christmas Gift Meme: Gift Hard With a Vengeance

[preybeforemeals]

BECAUSE IN POKEWORLD, SANTA IS REAL.

SINCE IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN when everyone is starting to put together their list of what their Fictional People On The Internet are going to get one another for Christmas, and it can get complicated to remember who's getting what for whom:

→ Comment with your character + a list of what they're giving to others, if anything!
→ Go look through the lists to see what yours are getting! (HINT: crtl+f is your friend!)
→ Let the holly and jolly flow through you!
→ Have fun!

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Meridiana Everett | Count Cain

[occultigen]

FROM MERIDIANA:

• TSUKIYAMA is getting a book on tarot card meanings and a surprise pair of hand-knitted wrist warmers so he can wear flowers on his wrists even when it's freezing out.

• BANJOU is getting a warm winter hat and a cute Christmas ornament, both of which she probably found at the Christmas Market.

• CELES is getting a pair of handmade wrist warmers suitable for a lady.

• KAYNETH is getting a few hand-embroidered sachets of potpourri, probably with lions and unicorns on them because she doesn't know what his actual coat of arms looks like.

• LANCER is getting a few hand-embroidered sachets of potpourri embroidered with white heather patterns because that's supposed to bring good luck.

• OTHER ACQUAINTANCES SHE KNOWS are getting handmade sachets of potpourri, not necessarily embroidered, but at least assembled with care.


IF I MISSED YOU, please comment here and let me know! These gift lists are hella long and I'm always afraid someone will slip through the cracks, so please don't hesitate to poke me if you think you ought to be on here!

Royce | Transistor

[me_first]

His budget is limited, but he's trying!

Red gets a nice picture of Boxer. He resisted the urge to draw a small Transistor in the corner so. Appreciate that.

Elsa gets some nice drawings of architecture, including some that he never actually got built and some from around Johto that he's seen.

Jimmy gets some drawings of his Pokemon, since Royce didn't know what to draw for him.

If I missed you, please let me know! This is just all I could think of since Royce doesn't do friendship very well.

Tobias | Animorphs

[wing_attack]

Mimi gets this shirt and jacket combo (but not the scarf). He apologizes for peeking at her spare clothes to find out her size.

Heather gets a baseball bat with a note saying "Just in case.". She also gets some CDs or equivalent musical thing. They're mainly rock since he figured she'd like that. They are possibly by Bruce Spoinksteen.

Shaun gets a jacket. It's possibly a little big for him since he had to guess, but he figures he'll grow into it.

Blake gets some sort of crime novel. It's the "screw the rules and do what's right" kind of book. It comes with a note that says "Give it a try.". There's also a poetry book for Felix.

Mitsuzane "Micchy" Kureshima | Kamen Rider Gaim

[grapeeater]

Valmont gets a tea assortment shoved at him and a mumbled "sorry" before he runs off.

... Yeah that's pretty much it.

Major Raikov || Metal Gear Solid

[majorcrotchgrab]

Raikov won't be sending things out until the 1st because fuck your capitalist holidays.

VALMONT: A brand-new green suit, new hair ties, hand bling, and sweets for his pokemon.
GREED: A stylish winter coat and a pair of leather gloves. Because he doesn't want the man to freeze in that vest of his!
SCAR: A bomber jacket, food for his pokemon, and a tiny hat and scarf for Kashet.
VERONICA: 5 repels, a flash light, a scarf, and a pair of mittens.
KAYNETH: A magikarp charm and a box of cookies. Because carps are considered lucky in Russia apparently.
CARTER BLAKE: A bottle of whiskey and a slice of cheesecake. ;3
HEATHER: Adorable dog-booties for her Growlithe, a box of chocolates, a scarf, and a pair of earmuffs.
EVERYONE ELSE: Gets a basket of assorted sweets. Edible for both humans and pokemon. FOOD IS IMPORTANT FOR NEW YEARS.

Ib | IB

[red_roses]

All of Ib's friends are getting a voucher for a free Pokemon egg for future use. Friend requirements mean you've exchanged names and have more than one interaction >> <<

Closer friends will be getting the following specified gifts in addition to an egg voucher.

Mr. Scar: A warm winter hat/scarf/gloves set. [That guy's from the desert, he needs 'em!]

Mr. Greed: The bars wouldn't let her buy any sort of gift booze, but she was offered a gift card for said booze as substitute.

Mr. Ash: A big book on professionally flying with your pokemon, you pilot you.

Anna and Elsa: The special danish sweet that was discussed whose name is escaping me. Basically she found a bakery that had an old recipe book.

Mr. Crocker: A book about faerie types- imported from Kalos!

Mr. Yukio: A new tie. :)

Alphonse Elric: A pokedoll. [Subject choice is up to Al-mun to make. <3]

Killua: So much candy.

Jimmy Two-Shoes and Shaun Mars: Ib's never shopped for boys around her age, so they both get those "bedrooom sports" kits, like a basketball hoop for the door, a squishy baseball, a football that teaches you how to spiral throw...that sort of stuff.

And finally-

Garry: Garry is very special. Ib's going to try [and fail] to make him a Christmas dinner, as well as getting him some Kalos fashion books, a scarf/hat/glove set that she had her Litleo chew up to match his coat, and a Roselia poke-doll!

Re: Ib | IB

[in_praetego]

...yeah okay I may have went "d'aaaaaaw" at that gift.

Danny Fenton | Danny Phantom

[nasa_dreams]

Danny canonly hates Christmas, so he's not participating much. [Plus, his girlfriend is Jewish.]

However, he's going to send out some holiday themed candy and chocolate to his positive CR.

Yusuke: A box of Poke-poop. Wrapped really nicely too. :D

Kazuichi Banjou | Tokyo Ghoul

[irenicly]

Meridiana gets a matching winter hat, scarf, and mittens.
Tsukiyama gets a couple horror novels that lack punny titles. This is Johto so they’re not going to be scary by Tokyo Ghoul standards, but he tried.

People he’s had at least one conversation with all get a Christmas themed scarf. They’re ugly, yes, but he had to.

……unless you’re Naki. If you’re Naki you don’t get a present.

Greed | Fullmetal Alchemist

[ossifragant]

Envy gets various things to cause mischief with and a large book on disguises.
Lust gets a set of fancy cookware and a few ridiculous romance novels.
Heather gets a few prank books and various other things to cause trouble with.
Henry Townshend gets a couple arty photobooks of various places around Johto and Kanto.
France gets an assortment of fancy but tasteful things from Olivine.
Archer gets a chess set that’s psychic Pokemon themed.
Kimblee gets a huge box of various fireworks. Greed would have given him actual explosives but you can’t buy those in stores.
Kayneth gets a fancy bottle of wine from both Violent and Olivine.
Alphone gets an assortment of Pokemon treats, a set of gloves and a winter hat, and an assortment of chocolates.
Naki gets an assortment of Christmas samplers because food is awesome.
Raikov gets a big goofy hat and a bottle of Olivine wine.
Ib gets an extremely comfortable looking winter coat with Skitty buttons.
Scar gets a Pokemon grooming kit and various other things to spoil his Pokemon with.
Cecil gets a bottle of Olivine wine.

Additionally people Greed’s spoken with not listed will get a player-choice figurine of a Pokemon. If you’re not sure if you’re included ask me, but chances are you are.

Re: Greed | Fullmetal Alchemist

[red_roses]

[SCREAMING BECAUSE THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING IMAGE EVER IF I COULD DRAW I WOULD]

Kiyotaka Ishimaru | Dangan Ronpa

[ardent]

Ishimaru is one of the few I have that doesn't completely suck at Christmas and that's sad but you know what he's gonna do the thing.

Oowada is getting...something that we will discuss later and/or I will edit in after the fact because I had an idea but am currently drawing the world's biggest blank on what it actually was. IT'LL COME BACK TO ME EVENTUALLY...
Parker tends to like money so she's once again getting an obscene amount of it (in large unmarked non-sequential bills); she is also getting the most magnificent goddamn cape he can find, it is red and lined such that it's warm, and it has a hood on it and the whole thing is trimmed with white furry...whatnot. Basically Carmen's winter outfit in cape form. That is what she is getting, several days before Christmas in the event that she wants to wear it beforehand while the season is still upon us.
Naegi, I swear to god he will just keep getting you coats until the point sinks in. Sometimes the hoodies are not entirely appropriate for the occasion, wear this instead. ...At least the coat is nice? Like, it's really nice. Also warm.
Hagakure is getting a set of the various Incenses that can be used as held items and what have you, or just...smell strongly otherwise. (Again, Dangan House will probably hate him because the place will never smell the damn same.)
Kirigiri is going to be getting a bunch of clips and decs for her hair – they're pretty and a few of them are probably more than a little sparkly, but more importantly they're largely practical in terms of the volume they can hold back – because sometimes you just need to get your hair out of the damn way while in the process of getting things done.
Celes is getting a pair of black cuff bracelets with Comet Shards inlaid on them; she can keep them or sell them, whichever she would like to do. She's also getting red roses, as they tend to do gift-wise.
Fujisaki is getting the warmest scarf on the planet. The warmest. ...It is also forest green and probably about three and a half times too long given that you are tiny, but you can just wrap it a lot and/or experiment with knots and ways to tie it.
Maizono is likewise getting a bunch of hair decs, though hers are decidedly less functional and well over on the pretty side – they're less to serve an explicit purpose and more along the lines of hair sticks with gems and shiny dangly things on them.
Nanami is getting a box that locks for her to keep any personal/private things that she might have in; it's got the main characters from Legend of Zorua on it.
Komaeda...okay he acknowledges this is probably weird as hell but he's giving you a journal with a bunch of handwritten stuff in it, mostly life mottos and inspirational sayings and quotes that he tends to like. You seemed big on the hope thing, he doesn't know.
Blake is also going to get one of the warmest scarves in the world (in dark blue), as well as another one of those journals for just taking notes or what have you in. It's blank, but it has the phrase Who we were does not define who we are now, nor does it decide who we have potential to become. written on the inside cover.
Maka is getting some cute as hell wrist warmers/fingerless gloves; they were purchased and not handmade, but one of them has Emolga's patterning all up on it, and the other is in shades of black and red.

[disclaimer: I have probably forgotten approximately half of everyone because these lists are long/tl;dr and quite frankly my memory is horrible; if you think I have forgotten you grab me here or on plurk or something, I don't mind!]

[explosivecombat]

Kimblee actually really sucks at Christmas but he puts a token effort in at least, even if it's a confused and sort of destructive one.

Archer is getting something that I will discuss with you later in person because it is probably going to be dumb as hell. We will see.
Isaac, HE WILL TRY TO NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL A POKEMON FOR YOU THIS YEAR. He did obtain one from the Game Corner, however, because apparently he still gambles like crazy. Level 30 Dratini, TM Move Flamethrower.
Carmen is getting a small stone figure that was obviously handcrafted (by someone not him but still); they don't...quite understand "deer" here but they do understand "what Sawsbucks do in winter, only a bit less fluffy." Also she is getting this, or the nearest Pokéworld equivalent. "This" being shimmery as hell booze. It is a vodka/moscato blend and it is amazing.
Greed, the primary question is so do you want a fire-spitting Absol that stands in complete defiance of whatever the Johto equivalent of the Geneva Convention is? Because he has a terrifying as fuck baby Absol he's going to throw at you.
Emmy is getting another of those nice dresses, in that style she liked so much last time she was here – it's not...as ridiculously expensive as the last one because he is fully aware she damn near died last time he tried that, but it's still very nice and very befitting of a lady.
Cobra is getting a bunch of obscenely high-powered TMs, because people can never have too many of those. Pick and choose like...six at your leisure, man.
Schuldig...actually, Schuldig is likewise getting the shimmerbooze because we clearly all understand that alcohol is the best Christmas present.

[disclaimer: I have probably forgotten approximately half of everyone because these lists are long/tl;dr; if you think I have forgotten you grab me here or on plurk or something, I don't mind!]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Okay, I finally got around to picking out those TMs, so it ended up being:

Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Earthquake, Flamethrower, Aerial Ace, and Dark Pulse.

So yeah thanks Kimblee. Whatever he does with these uh...thanks.

[twinsanity]

Alfred likewise completely sucks at Christmas and usually has like a two-person gift list and...SURPRISE THIS YEAR THERE ARE THREE

it's not you it's him I promise

sob

Bert...admittedly Alfred has no idea how to deal with literally anything this holiday season has decided to be in your direction, but you know what, he's going to try to get you something decent anyway and after a lot of deliberation he's going to shove this at you; it's a pocket watch with mechanisms in it that make the thing into a music box, effectively. It plays this when wound.
Schuldig is getting a very nice carved box with three identical cologne bottles in them, all deep-tinted a dark shade of red; there's a note accompanying them, saying that one will poison you terribly, one's going to drop you and leave you paralyzed, and one is going to...smell fantastic and probably win you points with the ladies. The bottles are not labeled but he imagines you'll have fun testing out which one does what, and you'll have an equal amount of fun with the two that don't just smell fantastic once you've singled them out.
Cobra is one of the few people he figures can appreciate the rage serum they dumped all over the carnivorous precipitation earlier this month. ...Alfred is also an asshole so he's getting it in an unlabelled but really fancy cologne bottle, and the most it really has on it by way of warning is a vague warning to not use it on yourself. ...At...least if you do manage to get hit in the face with it, it's temporary...

[disclaimer: I have probably forgotten approximately half of everyone because these lists are long/tl;dr; if you think I have forgotten you grab me here or on plurk or something, I don't mind!]

[fatalissimo]

Nonon does not undersand how the fuck we do being nice to people without expecting to get something out of it but AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE.

Isaac is getting this thing, it's a journal and it's a little on the ungodly thick side, but she has had a lot of time on her hands and so she's been learning to make stuff so. Take it.
Veronica is getting one of these shawls/scarves, because hell man she doesn't know.
Petra is getting like P10000 and a note saying that she has no idea what size you are but buy a coat with it, it's cold out there.
Anna is getting what pretty much amounts to a tin of THAT THING YOU LIKE aka treats from the bakery, and you and your sister are getting a set of these; take one, she gets the other, they're lockets, yay.
Elsa, whom she doesn't actually know but knows of through Anna so she's getting something as well, is likewise getting a tin of THAT THING ANNA LIKES, also the other half of whichever one of these Anna doesn't claim.
Carmen, you are getting a recording of the damn O Fortuna birds. Because people need the O Fortuna birds in their lives. No buildings were demolished in the making of the recording, at least?

[disclaimer: I have probably forgotten approximately half of everyone because these lists are long/tl;dr; if you think I have forgotten you grab me here or on plurk or something, I don't mind!]

[scoutingangel]

OH MY GOD, NONON... PETRA CAN'T TAKE THAT MUCH MONEY adjksljjdskajsakssjkl (well, she'd think the same for just about any amount of money tbh but... omg)

W-Well, okay, it's a gift so of course Petra will take it, be very happy and grateful for it and buy an adorable pink coat with it. She might too poor and new to spoil Nonon this year, but new adorable pink friend is going to be spoiled rotten later!! Or with friendship like all the time if you ask Petra, or me because wow this is some of my new favorite cr and you're going to make me want to watch her canon soon.

[preybeforemeals]

...And then there's Tsukiyama, whose sole regret is not having more people to throw Christmas all over.

Meridiana is getting this thing, which actually does have meaning to him in a few ways and he will explain if asked, but otherwise just take the pretty crystal egg, honey. She's also getting a book of sheet music for piano – classical whatnot everywhere, basically. Congratulations, you are one of the few people getting things that aren't strangely backhanded in one way or another!
Naki is getting an egg containing an Espurr that is going to hatch literally as soon as you move with it – congratulations, it's a boy girl? traumacat. ...He doesn't know, he saw them and he thought of you, which is probably not terribly flattering. He is also dragging you out somewhere and buying you what is best described as an absolutely horrifying shitkicker of a parfait because happy holidays, you crazy bastard, he imagines you don't want him trying to buy you clothes.
Banjou...ngl he just sort of looks at your regular clothes and goes "No", and in an attempt to correct at least part of this in a way that is neither backhanded nor horribly bizarre (and is also probably a little creepy in hindsight because don't ask him how he knows your damn size, you probably don't want the answer) he has come up with this thing? jfc he doesn't know just have a jacket it's nice and he tried so no one should criticize him.
Schuldig is getting a cache of gift cards for various restaurants because why not, but he's not receiving them directly; rather, he's receiving a message on his 'Gear saying that an envelope has been left for him on the fifth-floor balcony of the building at a certain address, and he'd better get at it before the apartment's inhabitants find it in the morning. There are a good amount of trees outside; have fun getting at it.
Archer is getting copies of what few books he's found dealing with the mythology of the Sinnoh region in particular; they talk about Arceus, as well as Dialga and Palkia, and there's discussion of and attempts at interpreting the Celestic Town ruins in one of them as well. There's also one involving the lesser gods such as the Lake trio and Darkrai and Cresselia, though those are a bit more speculation and decidedly less actual information.
Emmy is getting a puzzle box that, when opened, has some rather nice jewelry in it; nothing too elaborate, but it's pretty. Also a couple of scarves in white and bright goddamn yellow; they're not for winter, definitely, but they're the pretty silk kind that you can use to accessorize or tie your hair up with.
Labrys is getting a box containing this; it's a music box that plays this, the tune of which he actually does not recognize but finds pretty anyway. Also she's getting a gauzy dark blue scarf with sparkles and stars all the hell over it for Kiririn because...because your sheep needs a scarf and that is all there is to it.
Fujisaki is getting some really nice gloves also a hat that is surprisingly not godawful, because he is just sort of over here like child why are you wearing a skirt in the winter. But at the same time buying you presentable stockings/goddamn pants is probably overstepping about a million boundaries here so let's not...you're also getting more yarn for the yarn god over there, may the janky scarves forevermore be produced.
Naegi is going to be getting a few volumes of Neon Genesect Evangelion because you're into the whole manga thing, right...he doesn't really read them very much himself, but at the very least the changes this world's inflicted on the damn things might be interesting.

[disclaimer: I have probably forgotten approximately half of everyone because these lists are long/tl;dr; if you think I have forgotten you grab me here or on plurk or something, I don't mind!]

[foolishwren]

Heather wound up with an UNEXPECTED SURPLUS OF MONEY this year on account of suddenly not living in a hotel, so she's chosen to enjoy it by spoiling her friends fucking rotten.

This may or may not also have to do with a lot of bittersweet nostalgia-ing over all the people she cares about who aren't here anymore. Nothin' like guilt and pining to get the ol' generosity juices flowing.

Henry Townshend is getting a tin of Chikorincense (the sticks are color-coded to indicate which leaves they were made from-- the pale green and pink-tipped ones boast soothing properties similar to the leaves and petals of Chikorita and Meganium, while the yellow/olive-colored ones have a spicy scent and supposedly 'invigorate and energize'), along with the accompanying BayTeaLeef tea-tins that come with them. He's also getting a plush Glameow doll for Burger to get jealous of, fresh pair of jeans (SHE'S... NOT ACTUALLY SURE IF HE HAS MORE THAN ONE PAIR OR NOT) and a Shiny-Sylveon-color-schemed raincoat. AND, last but not least, a big velvet pouch stuffed with Spoink-shaped chocolate truffles, each one topped with a dusting of bacon bits. She saw them in the store, went "EW", and then immediately also went, "Henry would love these."

Envy, is first and foremost getting A PIECE OF CHARCOAL wrapped in a bow, along with a note reading "You know what you did, you ass." But she's not mean enough to leave it at that, so he's also getting a decently-sized box of other stuff, wrapped up in Tropius-print wrapping paper. This other stuff includes: a very soft Kecleon doll that may or may not wind up falling prey to one of the many chew-happy Pokemon in Shark House but dammit it was cute okay, a set of tall black boots, a deck of the Pokemon equivalent of Cards Against Humanity (which she figures he'll get a giant kick out of), and a big loaf of home-made Bananasaurus Bread, wrapped in foil. She very sneakily hijacked the kitchen while he wasn't home to make it-- it's not too PRETTY but it'll taste good. Last but not least, at the very bottom of the box there's a little bundle of tissue paper containing a tri-colored ring. Ordered from Pewter City, its bands are made of Old Amber, meteorite from Mt. Moon, and the fossilized bones of an Aerodactyl. Accompanying it is a note that reads: "You are so much more than what you were made from" and, if Heather's found out about what went down with Dante by Christmas, below that it will read "I am so proud of you."

France is getting the nicest bottle of wine Heather can buy without breaking the bank. In this case, she found a nicely-decorated bottle of Musharna Merlot, and admittedly sort of just thought 'Whoa, that label looks fancy and it's expensive. It's probably classy enough for France.' Accompanying it is a gift basket with a fancy array of cheeses, crackers, little jars of fruit preserves and classy salamis that have weird stuff in them like apple and whole peppercorns. There's also a box of PokePuffs and Poffin mix for his Pokemon!

Greed is getting a very tiny library of cookbooks: Home-Cooked Heartwarmers: The Very Best of Mom! is the centerpiece, including recipes for everything from Cinnabar Volcano Burgers to Farfetch'd's Leek Soup. Accompanying that are a couple of smaller ones, titled things like Lt. Surge's Guide to Outdoor Grilling and Softboiled: 101 Things to do with Chansey Eggs. She also got him a very modest (she might have some extra, but she's not made of cash, here!) set of plain dishware for the house and... okay, she couldn't resist, the biggest and gaudiest fake taxidermy Stantler head she could find. She took the liberty of sticking some Blackglasses on it. How's THAT for a housewarming gift?

Lust has already gotten the much-anticipated hair-catching net thing to put over the shower drain, but that's like... the worst Christmas gift ever so SHE'S GETTING SOME OTHER STUFF TOO. Heather's noticed that she tends to like keeping wine and chocolate around, so she's getting a nice bottle of Mienshiraz and a box of fancy dark chocolates with various fruit and toffee fillings. Taped to the box are a couple of gift cards for a spa/salon near the Goldenrod Department Store, since it must be nice to have someone ELSE do all that damn hair-care for you every now and then. There's also a life-size inflatable Spheal beach-ball for Guttle to play with. Hopefully he won't wind up popping it right away.

Alphonse Elric, first and foremost, is getting that cool RC truck he was eying in the Department Store. She'd mostly been kidding when she gave him that 'WELL MAYBE SANTA WILL GET IT FOR YOU' line, but after finding out that Envy's been hassling him, she feels so bad holy shit you are like TWELVE you don't need that bullshit in your life. So HE'S GETTING THAT TRUCK, along with a note that reads "I AM SO SORRY I'll make sure he stays in line from now on". Possibly an empty promise given Envy's capacity for Being a Shit (tm), but the intent's there. He'll also be getting a big tin of Christmas cookies and some jerky treats for his Pokemon.

Tobias (and Mimi Tachikawa) will get a care package-- Tobias mentioned they were going to be on the road, so the box is stuffed with camping-friendly food and various survival goodies: a multi-purpose army knife, a few tiny flashlights, some Escape Ropes, and a pair of warm fleece blankets. One is Pidgeot-patterned (for Tobias) and the other is covered in cartoony little Oddishes and Sunkerns (for Mimi). There's also a travel-sized sampler pack of Revives and Super Potions.

Carter Blake is getting TWO packages; one for him and one for Steve Buscemi. His contains a heavy-duty winter coat, with some matching gloves and one of those big holiday tins of popcorn-- you know, the kind that have cheesy and caramel and regular all separated into their own compartments. Steve's, on the other hand, has a big bag of miscellaneous fashion accessories, picked out with the help of Wren, who's always had an eye for sparkly things. Ribbons, hairclips, little rhinestones, stick-on earrings, the works. There's also a big peanut butter-flavored milkbone and a little card with a stylized Buneary drawn on it. Written below the drawing is "Be cunning and full of tricks."

Shaun Mars is getting a gift card for PokeGear apps and various downloadable games, along with a Delibird-shaped mug and a big jar of hot chocolate mix. Nothin' better for the middle of winter than video games and hot cocoa.

Scar isn't someone Heather knows too well, but she's heard enough about him around the house to know that he kind of bums around on the streets. THEREFORE, because that's depressing as hell, he's getting a box with a set of warm gloves, a long yellow-and-blue scarf made from Mareep wool, a package of hand-warmers, and some essentials like toothpaste and shampoo. There's also a bag of generic Pokemon treats. She doesn't know any of his Pokemon, but every 'mon loves treats!

Jack Skellington is getting a candle-holder shaped like a Pumpkaboo that's wearing a Santa hat, with a space in the top of the hat for the candle to go. And he's also getting a leftover relic of October: an electronic motion-sensing Marowak skull that you're supposed to put in a bowl of candy. It says stuff like "NO BONES ABOUT IT-- THIS CANDY'S GREAT!" and "I THINK I LEFT MY BODY BACK IN LAVENDER TOWN!" It's corny as fuck and she's been SAVING IT TILL NOW. Of course, there's also an obligatory bundle of candy-canes tied up with a ribbon and some little Chingling bells.

Wreck-It Ralph is getting a replica Machoke belt and some small lifting weights that are probably like twigs to him, but THE THOUGHT'S THERE. She also included a photo of herself fake-punching Henry in the face (with the promise of sharing her chips, she got him to make a grotesque 'being punched' face in the picture. She, on the other hand, is giving a thumbs-up to the camera) with the message "Thanks, 'teach!" scrawled at the bottom.

[garbagechild]

Wrath has no idea what Christmas is (is it a thing he can eat?) but on the off-chance that anyone tells him, he may present anyone who he's had remotely-positive CR with (and can find in person) with a random object.

The category 'Random Object' can include but is not limited to:
-the pretty brightly-colored rock he found stuck to the underside of one of the mess hall tables
-half of his sandwich from lunch that day
-an empty Pokeball that used to have an item in it
-a grimy Pidove feather he found stuck to the window
-a handful of partially-unwrapped complimentary mints he got from the lobby of a building somewhere and decided he didn't like the taste of
-a snowball that is going to melt in about five minutes
-a clothespin he took off of someone's laundry line
-a cool piece of tree bark
-a dirty shoelace

MERR CRIMMUS.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Heather gets pair of nice boxing gloves
Tobias gets, on Felix Hernandez's insistence, a book of poems by Watchogden Nash
Raikov gets a bottle of Grey Zangoose vodka
Lancer gets a nice, quiet, muted, not fucking terrible shirt
Valmont gets some real culture: a DVD of Goodrafellas
Continuing the theme of screwing with him with endings, Kayneth gets a DVD of Chinchoutown. Forget it, Jake.
Cobra Commander gets a scrawled note about how many fucking times he is going to punch him in his stupid fucking face, which may tell him exactly how his own gift worked
For Carmen, a fancy leatherbound copy of that one book about the guy who gets all obsessed with sailing the sea to catch some giant white Wailord. (He went to a department store and asked, "What do you get a lady?" The guy at the counter said, "Well, you can't go wrong with jewelry." He clarified, "I mean, a lady who can beat the crap out of you." With his Clauncher's input, they eventually worked their way around to this. Enclosed, there are also two notes.)
Ishimaru should have something fun, so he gets some credit to buy games on his Gear. And Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
Ash gets a DVD of Hitmontop Gun
Schuldig/Dietrich gets a bottle of good whiskey and the best Christmas movie there is: Die Charizard with Bruce Frillish. He also gets a boxset of 24 starring Kiefer Stoutland
Ralph, being a big punchy guy, gets On the Watertypefront
Yusuke gets the great boxing movie Raging Granbull

Everyone on the list also gets some cookies shaped like Pokemon with Santa hats, made by Steve, with Blake's help to make sure there's no dog hair in them, cause come on, that's fuckin' gross.
...except Cobra Commander. He doesn't get any, because his gift was mean. (Steve may have covered her face and snickered hysterically.)

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Probably not the first time Cobra's received a note like that but he'll be glad to know his gifts caused the appropriate reaction.

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho

[angerpoints]

BOTAN is getting the digital camera he's been saving up for for forever, a photo album, and - because it'd be embarrassing if all of his gifts were thoughtful - these things. YOU'RE WELCOME. The photo album has a note on the inside cover: Merry Christmas, weirdo. You better put this thing to good use or I'll kick your ass.

KUWABARA is getting made fun of for all the cutesy stuffed animals Botan dumped on him. He's also getting a surprisingly nice pair of headphones (so that nobody but him has to listen to his crappy metal music), some bacon bandages (just because), a charming pencil sharpener (just because), and a smack upside the head.

KILLUA is getting a pair of yo-yos with a rad design, some VERY FASHIONABLE GLOVES (who says he doesn't have good tastes in clothes), a couple refreshing packs of gum, and a kick in the ass.

BLAKE is getting this coffee mug (because Yusuke didn't know what else to get a middle-aged guy) and some manly as fuck beverage coasters (because actually using beverage coasters is only acceptable if they're manly). He's also getting this very helpful book, because like hell Yusuke's gonna send him stuff and not include something that'll get on his nerves. Naturally, Steve Buscemi gets some presents too - namely, a box of PokePuffs and a book of fairy tales. (Yusuke felt pretty weird about buying a dog a book - or, really, buying a book period - but you know what, Steve's worth it. He even looked through it to make sure it had plenty of pictures and lots of stories about bad guys getting the crap smacked out of them.)

SHAUN is getting a Chimchar egg [egg moves: Counter, Fire Punch, Focus Punch, Quick Guard, Thunder Punch, Feint, Close Combat, Brick Break, Rock Smash, Strength], a book of combat tactics (he's gonna make a shounen hero out of you yet, kid), a beard hat, and a set of TMs (Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Ice Beam).

MAKA is getting a pair of stupid glasses (why? why not) and a Darumaka egg [egg moves: Focus Punch, Headbutt, Brick Break, Rock Smash, Strength]. Her package comes with a note: Hey, Maka! Take care of this Daruyou egg, all right? You have no idea what kinds of shit I went through trying to get my pets to pop it out.

KORRA is getting a Magikarp egg [egg moves: Tackle] and a hastily scribbled note that simply says "TRUST ME". Well, that's promising.

Please leave me a comment if you think I missed you!

[exeggutorhead]

France - A memory locket (similar to this, a bamboo wine table, and a bag of loose red rock candy crystals

Lust - a fashionable and very warm burgundy sweater, a thick scarf that's silver with a glameow pattern on the ends, a small box of really good chocolate, and a bag of loose red rock candy crystals

Greed - A silly home fortification book (similar to this but minus anything sharp because Johto), oven mitts that make it look like Sharpedos are eating your arms, and abag of loose red rock candy crystals

Heather - A marshmallow gun, a small pewter Absol figurine, an IOU note for more sparring and ridiculous backflip lessons, and a bag of loose red rock candy crystals

Henry - A mug shaped like a camera lens, a refill for the kinetic sand from last year, and a bag of loose red rock candy crystals

Wrath - A warm, dark blue scarf, sent anonymously

Jimmy - A scary story anthology and a journal with an attached note that looks like it was crumpled, thrown away, and then stuck back in at the last minute. It reads "Keep your memories from THIS life."

Joker - A snowglobe with a circus big top inside (there's a key on the base that makes it play a simple tune). For Invidia, there's a book that was originally intended to showcase bunch of different hairstyles, but there's a lot of different models so it's also one for faces.

Scar - a folding collapsible walking stick of surprisingly decent quality

Alphonse - AN EMPTY TIN CAN. THAT HE STEPPED ON. There's a lovely red bow wrapped around it.

Asami - a box of good quality chocolates and an unwarned for "jar of nuts" that actually has a pop-out Ekans in it

Jack Skellington - a jar of candy canes

Cecil Harvey - a bottle of wine because HE OWES YOU ONE

If I've missed anyone, leave me a comment!

[ortion]

Kato gets a level 20 Pineco because it can explode so naturally he needs one, a gift card for their favorite fancy tailor so he can get himself some more fab clothes, a sheet of graph paper with several schematic concepts of various explosive devices (but to make it even more unique he signed it with his name in Auldrant's language), and of course a helicopter ride to wherever he wants.

Kayneth gets a member pass to Pewter City's Museum of Science so he can get into fun exhibits, and a very beautiful glass-blown figurine of a Chandelure.

Cobra Commander gets several Magnemites with a note detailing an easier way to get Zap Cannon on them (just don't evolve it until way later), and a snazzy Arbok broach for whenever Cobra feels like dressing up.

And as always, everyone Dist's at least spoken to a few times gets a photographed greeting card featuring Dist and his Roserade (and introducing his Flabebe this year!). It reads, "Bringing beauty to the holiday season. Dist the Rose, Rosamund, Gardenia".

[crystalballer]

Parker gets a horde of sweets from Honeyed Soul, P25,000, and a nice pair of earrings from the jeweler he's seen Parker window-shopping at many times. He probably needed help to pick out the earrings but he wanted to do well...!
Leon gets a bunch of stat-boosting items for his Pokemon because Hagakure knows he enjoys training his Pokemon, a gift card for Johto's brand of iTunes, and a cool spiked punk bracelet.
Ishimaru gets a large Munna figurine that makes noises if you press a button on one of its flower patterns, and P10,000.
Naegi gets a plush Togekiss that can glow from the triangle shapes on its body.
Kirigiri gets a fuzzy and quite classy purple scarf perfect for really cold days.
Chihiro gets a variety of Pokedolls (Linoone, Arcanine, Porygon, Leavanny). In addition, Shiruku gets some balls of yarn to make more beautiful scarves with.
Mondo gets a jacket with a grungey Scrafty design on the back. Totally edgy.
Maizono gets a gift card for Johto's version of iTunes and a Swablu Pokedoll.
Celes gets a Litwick Pokedoll.
Nanami gets a gift card for the PokeGear's app store so she can buy more games and any DLC she may want, and a Musharna Pokedoll.
Gundam gets a set of incenses and a basic burner for them (Hagakure thinks Gundam might be the type who would enjoy them).
Komaeda gets a P5,000 gift card for any PokeMart (he doesn't know Komaeda well but he wants to give a gift to a fellow classmates).
Tensai (Nagi) gets a Chimecho egg from Chihiro's batch of eggs that he contributed to. Yay Psychic types!
Mr. Crocker gets a brand new and very shiny good luck charm that features the whole Clefairy line.
Botan gets a Musharna figurine that doubles as an incense burner-the smoke comes out through its forehead, and a Misdreavus Pokedoll.
Joker gets a magic trick supply kit (he...thinks Joker's into that kinda stuff...), and an invitation to go have a drink sometime on him.
Cynthia gets a play set of Pokemon Knights-Ponytas and Blitzles all dressed up for battle and some knight trainers to go with them.
Henry gets a book on different types of fortune-telling (because he'll convince him darn it...!).
Nonon gets P5,000 as thanks for the whole October fiasco.

In addition, everyone Hagakure's spoken to and is on good terms with gets a coupon for a discount on one of his readings. However, the expiration date is like...three days from the day the coupons are received (they were leftovers from months ago oops) recipients so better act fast...!

[soundmind]

Oh my gosh that's cute, Botan will love it and use it a lot.

Joker (Kuro) / Kirikou (SE) / Garry (Ib) / Red (Transistor)

[fourwayconnection]

Yeah I'm way too lazy to do a separate thing for each of them.

From Joker:
1. To Tobias: Something a little like this...except for all of his birds. Every single one of them.
2. To France: A book on Furfrou grooming! France probably knows all there is to know about it already, but still. It's the thought that counts.
3. To Celestia Ludenberg: A pretty necklace for the pretty lady.
4. To Chihiro: Because he's special like that, Chihiro gets two presents. One is a photo album, filled with pictures of both shows and day-to-day life at the Circus. Sometimes, what is clearly a Zoroark claw is poking into the frame. It is signed by Invidia and just about all of Joker's other Pokemon. The ones that had fingers or psychic powers, anyway. The other present is from Joker and is a small pendant.
5. To Hagakure: Another tarot deck, this time updated with Kalos Pokemon. There's a note from Joker attached with "New pictures!" scrawled across it.
6. To Mimi: A cute bag in the shape of a Meowth
7. To Crocker: Is that a Pokeball containing an Igglybuff... Looks like it! Joker is hoping she'll calm the poor guy down. Sing, right?
8. To Ilya: A lovely jacket
9. To Envy: A nice varied disguise kit, plus a photo album very much like what Chihiro has.
10. To Lust: A nice varied makeup kit with all sorts of pretty lipstick shades. She can share it with Envy.
11. To Jimmy: A ringmaster's tophat.
12. To Kairi, Riku, and Sora: Matching pendants
13. To Beast: The dress in the middle is waiting for Beast when she awakes Christmas morning and if she confronts Joker about it, he'll just awkward and mutter something about how the people in the shop judged him when he said he'd never seen her in anything but black and red.
14. To Ronald: Some finely made throwing knives, much nicer than the usual set. From Joker's own Skarmory.
15. To William: Some finely tailored suits. A very practical gift, if you didn't know Joker spent probably an hour laughing to himself about "suits for Suit".
16. To Snake: A warm fur jacket that will look silly on him until he gets in it and realizes oh god this is so nice and warm praise hallelujah. There are individual "stockings" for each of his snakes, too, bursting with snake pokemon treats.
17. To Jack Skellington: It's literally just five backpacks filled with every single ridiculous horror movie and book that he could find. All of them.
18. To Maka: Year-round passes to the Circus used as bookmarks in a thick collection of detective stories, plus a cozy sweater
19. To Ralph: Some heavy lifting weights designed for Machamps.



From Kirikou:
1. To Chihiro: So much chocolate. So many different kinds of chocolate. White chocolate, dark chocolate, chocolate with gooey fillings... And they're all handmade as well.
2. To Lust: Nice durable boots plus some more fashionable heels with a note attached that says "i think oure supposed to kil soemone in these"
3. To Killua: A giant lollipop and a supposedly unbeatable jawbreaker. Killua can probably get to its center in 2 minutes.
4. To Maka: Some stockings and all the food he can make in a day.
5. To Botan: Cute comfy sneakers


From Garry:
1. To Chihiro: A warm handknit scarf decorated in red and blue roses
2. To Ib: A lovely thick long white coat with a red rose lovingly stitched onto the back.
3. To Nui: Peppermint chocolate and a prayer she doesn't scare him for the rest of the year.
4. To Xion: Some lovely knit fingerless sleeves
5. To Dist: A book on the different places to see spring come in Kanto and Johto, with a focus more on pictures than actual words


From Red:
1. To Greed: A Sharpedo tooth necklace
2. To Jimmy: A whole bunch of pictures taken by Red from her journey from New Bark to Goldenrod
3. To Riku: A book on famous Pokemon battles that have happened over the years
4. To Henry: A good luck charm in the shape of a Buneary with the note, "Good luck not running into any Jigglypuff or incorrectly calling people."
5. To Royce: A book probably thicker than his torso going on about Porygon.
6. To Yusuke: A book on mixed martial arts from Cianwood, with some pages inserted in the back about matches Red saw herself back in Cloudbank. The same boxer seems to feature prominently in most of her stories.