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TEST DRIVE MEME

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
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➞ Have fun!

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FIND IT HERE
CUTOFF FOR ADDING CHARACTER WANT ADS TO THE GDOC IS:
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[By the law of averages, something had to go right for her eventually.

...NOT THAT SHE'S OF THE OPINION THAT IT'S THIS, BECAUSE OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA MISS HARADA-KUN'S SECOND HALF BECAUSE WE'RE STUCK IN A FOREST

...

FULL OF BUGS]

Huh?! What do you mean by that?!

Does it matter? There are other problems to be thinking about right now.

[LIKE, YOU KNOW

THE FACT THAT WE'RE STUCK IN A FOREST

...

FULL OF BUGS]

[Ugh, god, why couldn't she have gotten stuck with someone else. Like Harada. Or that guy with the earrings who was super hype about the concert.

Anyone else.]

Yes, it matters! Don't just say things and not—

[But then she stops abruptly, eyes going wide as she nervously raises a finger to point at...something behind him probably.]

W-W-Why's that bug so b-big?!

Oh, what now -

[Seriously, he is not here for spider-killing duty, what the hell is your problem and what are you even pointing at.

...He is probably not at all prepared for the size of the insect she's talking about, is he.]

[Spoilers: it's a Heracross. Five feet of big doofy smiling beetle bug.]

Get it away get it away get it away get it away!

So now you want me to do something?!

[OH MY GOD THAT IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH BUG]

DON'T JUST STAND THERE SMASH IT OR SOMETHING!

[Look she is not normally a violent person but in her defense that is really entirely too much bug.]

[...WHAT]

What is wrong with you?! Does that look like something that needs to have its face smashed in to you?!

[THAT IS NOT THE DOOFY SMILE OF A KILLER, WOMAN]

Bugs aren't supposed to be that big!

[As she darts behind him to use him as a human shield, because you know what, grouch or not this guy is tall and better he be between her and the bug than, y'know, not.]

What do you think you're...

[.....................well this is awkward

let's just focus on the bug shall we]

Look, I would really prefer to not have to kick you in the face, so if you could quit scaring the girl that'd be great.

[The words are pressured but otherwise almost strangely devoid of anything that implies he's actually thinking that's going to accomplish anything; more the sort of general talk that one does when they have resigned themselves to the fact that yes, they are in charge of catching the humongous spider and putting it outside so they're just going to tell the damn thing not to move like it can understand them.

Things he is not here for today: fighting five feet of doofbeetle.
Things he is pretty sure he's going to end up doing today anyway: fighting five feet of doofbeetle.]

...Do you speak bug?

[Fact: at no point has it been confirmed or even stated that this guy does not speak bug.

It is entirely possible that among his many other talents, he is apparently the bug whisperer.]

[You know, he speaks a lot of things by necessity but bug isn't one of them, you're thinking of the wrong interdimensional rift entirely WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.]

If I could, this wouldn't be a problem!

[The hilarious thing is, all this shouting is probably going to scare off the Heracross as it is, all on its own.]

Well, hurry up and make it go away!

[Seriously, it's just going to decide that these are not people it wants to be friends with.

...The bug is the smartest one here, let's be honest with ourselves.]

What, exactly, do you expect me to do? Fistfight it?!

[When a five-foot bug is mortified to be seen with you, you know you have done fucked up.]

I don't know! Just get rid of — eh?

[...]

...Where'd it go?

[...Oh.]

...Wherever huge bugs like that go in the woods.

You still want to go running off the path like you were earlier?

Hmph!

[But apparently she doesn't actually have a response to that, given that GIANT BUG O'CLOCK has pretty much convinced her that maybe staying on the path is a good idea from here on out.

And also that Harada is not actually in these woods.]

...So what do we do now? Are you gonna call somebody?

"Call somebody."

[The flattest response in the world, Mayu. Call somebody like...who, exactly?]

Call somebody!

[Is there an echo in these woods?]

To...come help us...?

Right, because of course I wouldn't have done that already if I thought it would work!

Well, what are we supposed to do then?! I don't see you coming up with any ideas!

"We"...?

[Never mind that is exactly what he has been implying this whole time, that was absolutely not what he was implying.]

You can't just strand a defenseless girl alone in the woods!

Well, come on, then, and don't just go sprinting off the path unless you know what you're doing.

I'm not sure where we're supposed to go, but it'll beat standing around here.

O-Okay.

[Properly cowed, then, she'll just trot along with him, casting apprehensive glances toward the trees and their possibility for huge bugs.]

Um...do you think there's a town somewhere?

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