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the FML! meme

Step 1 ∙ Your characters are suddenly compelled to share with the world why their life sucks
so much. Have them write about it in the comments!

Step 2 ∙ Respond to other character's confessions

~~step 3 ∙ ic drama??? angst???~~

Simple as that!

nabbed from

adddictions

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I don't get school, and I'm (sorta) passing all my classes.

It's really annoying having to hide a tail all the time, especially in the summer when it's really damn hot!

...Most people want me dead 'cause of what happened on the Blue Night. Lots of important priests died. I was born that day - night - I guess. ...And the demon who fathered me was the one who started the whole massacre. So. They want me dead. ...They're going to have a hard time killing me since I'm not going down easy or without showin' em what I can really do!

YOU HAS A TAIL LIKE CHI!

[IS THAT ALL SHE HEARD??!!

wait no that's a good thing

a very good thing

IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY MORE COMFORTABLE]

Y-Yeah? [...OH SNAP THEY CAN RELATE TO TAIL ISSUES]

[You're damn right that's all she heard.]

TAILS ARE THE BESTEST CAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM TOO!

I never played with mine. I'm practically an adult! [with a tail] We do respectable things, like playing pranks.

Chi knows that one! Do you pounce on people??

[AHA...AHAH...]

Nah. I made a person think it was an alien chest monster.

...Wazzat?

[CUE ALL THE DRAMATIC MUSIC AND LIGHTING.]

It's a monster from another planet that sneaks its way inside of your body. It lives there for a while and starts to grow... and it grows bigger, and bigger, bigger until it can't get any bigger -- but by then it's ready to BURSTS OUT OF YOU.