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My wife was killed only nine years after we married, leaving me with a young daughter to raise myself.

Then a few years later we went on vacation to a place called Silent Hill and she was kidnapped. The town is ...evil and I had to fight monsters and solve strange puzzles while trying to stay alive. I...was forced to shoot my only ally in the town because it had taken over her. I couldn't help the nurse I met.

I was tricked by the woman I later found out was my daughters birth mother, who wanted to birth a god into the world by torturing her daughter. And my Cheryl was apparently half of this girl Alessa. But the god got pulled out early by throwing this red liquid on it. And

And I had to fight it.

I killed God and then the girl Alessa gave me a baby and I ran out.

I went home and raised the child as my daughter, as Cheryl. But after the cultmember broke into our home, I was forced to kill them in self defence, I changed my daughters name to Heather, dyed her hair and we moved away. We moved a lot.

I never told her why we were doing that.

And then when she was older. They found us again. The last thing I remember before waking up in this place is being killed. Knowing that they were going to try and use my daughter to birth God again and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

'Was created to love my wife and children, got attached, then Mother sewed buttons into their eyes so she could eat 'em. Had to do that three times before she made me attack our little girl; I did try to help her though, ca~n't say I'm in the right.

[Mother knows best, afterall, and he did betray her.]

Edited 2012-09-05 18:49 (UTC)

.......

Somehow I'm not surprised.

I'm shit at picking out apartments. My parents didn't want me to move cross country and if they knew what happened to me, I think they'd just give me a big fat I TOLD YOU SO instead of being happy I was alive.

Mommas, don't let your kids grow up to be photographers.

Edited 2012-09-05 18:51 (UTC)

Mindin' my own business and next thing I know I've been sold into slave trade. [Barry, you had sex with the housemaster's wife.]

Then I go and get killed by a bloody balveween! Can't a guy touch a nice lookin' buttox without gettin' punished? Not that that's always a bad thing- or more to say, it is.

[Shut up, Barry. You didn't include how good your orgy-filled life was thanks to being sold into slave trade- actually no, don't go into detail on that.]

Not surprised?

[He's speechless and he's second-hand terrified and sorry for you and your daughter.

He also admires you as a father more-so than before; a hell of a lot more-so.]

That you left a few things out in the version you told me.

Fairytale deals usually do.

[Line faced and not at all pleased.]

You kidnap children and then your wife eats them. You really are something out of Silent Hill.

The fact that you call yourself a father is disgusting. Fathers don't let their children be eaten.

Is that a complaint I'm hearing from you, regarding that first part?

[YOU TRIED IT]

Ever since I was a kid, I had the ability to turn into a screaming murderous rage monster when I got angry. Imagine blacking out and waking up covered in blood surrounded by corpses, and you'll get a pretty good idea of me at about sixteen. I don't know what I looked like when I did that, but seeing the way the people I should've protected as a knight kinda shrank back and scrambled for cover after the fact...yeah. Not a good feeling, really.

My teacher's homeland was separated from the normal world. I think, looking back, she might've wanted to meet someone with the strength to kill her before she became something more than human--before she and the Land of Shadows ended up closed off from the world around it. That person might've been me, but...nah. I couldn't have done it even if I had been strong enough.

Few years after I left her, I accidentally killed my son without realizing who he was at the time. Funny thing, magical contracts not letting you say your goddamn name.

Then I killed my only friend when he challenged me on the other side of a war. Sucks, but that's just how it goes. Nothin' more to be said about it.

...While after that, I died. It wasn't too bad, really--got to go out fighting with Liath Macha, at least. Can't complain about that much.

So after that I got summoned by this really great woman. ...Then she got killed by this long-winded pretentious bastard calling himself a priest. So I was stuck with him and his blond idiot of an Archer.

I guess I might as well tack on the fact that everyone I ever knew in my lifetime is dead and I'll probably never see home again.

But other than that, the war wasn't too bad. Met a girl who reminded me of that teacher I used to know, and when the idiot priest ordered me to kill her, I refused. So he ordered me to kill myself.

[A sigh.]

...Magical contracts. They're a pain in the ass.

[Dis... gusting?

But

That's his point in life; he's the Other Father.

He knows he's a coward, Harry; he knows he should have saved the others too- but he didn't even know that it was going to happen to the first.]

Mother made me.

[It's not the first time he's said that, it's also the truth. This time it feels so much more like an excuse though.]

[OH SHIT]

Well, it did get me to you, eh Wreavah? Can't complain at that.

[FUCKIN' SAVED???]

When we were only thirteen my four best friends and I found ourselves playing a video game that ended our world by destroying it with meteors, which we were only lucky enough to survive by figuring out the first part of the game fast enough.

During the course of the game we learned that we were doomed from the start, our session was never meant to bear fruit, and we were likely going to die by the end of it if we didn't find something spectacular to save ourselves with.

I took it upon myself to fix the situation, making deals with a man I shouldn't have, following orders from monsters I probably shouldn't have and cutting myself off from my friends almost entirely. There were many times I felt I should have kept an eye on my mother, seeing as I had the ability to, but never did and paid the price for it. My parents are both dead, one of which I never even met but only heard about through my brother Dave and on top of that I never knew he was my father until meeting him here in Johto. I didn't even have the chance to figure this out the easier way as I had at home.

I wasn't even born from my parents but created in a laboratory through ectobiology.

The death of my mother was too much and sent my spiraling into the dark grips of the broodfester throes, which I became a black skinned eldritch blathering monster intent on seeking revenge. On my way to get this revenge I ran into John and had the pleasure of being the one to not tell him about the fact that our parents are dead on the roof of this castle we were in, but show him since he couldn't understand even the simplest of words spilling from my mouth.

Once we got up there we didn't even have the proper time to mourn over them before Jack appeared. He killed John before John had a chance to do anything and, in a fit of blind fury from that, I attacked and soon found myself dead as well.

That left me with only one extra life, so the suicide plan I had going throughout all of this which hadn't bothered me because I had an extra life at the time now really was a final suicide run. Dave was insistent on doing the run instead of me, but I knocked him out so he could help John and Jade, but thanks to one of the Dersites that planned backfired because he had to come save me.

And although we were lucky enough to become gods through such means, we still had to endure being blown up and raising out of a large green sun which may or may not be radioactive. Now we're stuck on a meteor with our troll acquaintances and friends, flying through space to our new goal, but separated from John and Jade. It will be three long years before we see them again. There's no guarantee we're even going to win this game, despite the new circumstances thanks to early suicide plan which I just won't get into, because we still have to fight Jack, who is practically invincible, and then Lord English, who is not just practically invincible but, as far as I am aware of currently, completely so.

Which is why I wouldn't mind remaining in Johto for the time being. It's a rather relaxing vacation.

I never met my dad. I mean, I know he's doing well and all, but just for once I'd like to meet him and have him acknowledge me, or something.

I used to be a real hippy until it caused my ex-girlfriend to cheat on me. I've been really scared of having a relationship since then.

I slept with my best friend's ex-girlfriend and almost lost them both. What sucks is that I still have a crush on her.

I'm really scared of being abandoned. Or lonely.

[All of this is in his relation to his canon point, the end of season 3. I have not seen season 7]

Mm...well, I'm the younger of the last two members of my species, so there will come a day when I am the single remaining univir. And I've outlived all but one of my acquaintances, most by centuries.

[but tbh he isn't that fussed about either of those things because he's too busy being fussed about the other people in this meme. protective instincts going off all over, what can he do to help]

[You're not a child, but if you need a father...]

Sounds like you might need me.

wwell first of all nobody evver really appreciated me
and i alwways get a lot a slack for the wway i act evven though thats how royaltys MEANT TO ACT
vvris an i had a good thing goin until she got bored and dumped me
fef nevver appreciated me either not really
i wwas only in that ludicrous pale arrangement wwith her so i could be close to her
because i lovved her
i did evverythin she wanted me to evven feed her lusus wwhen i could a just left it to starvve an start killiin off all a the lowwblooded landwwellin scum like i wwanted
but i didnt
an evven so people STILL think it wwas a bad thing to do cause a all the trolls it orphaned or WWHATEVVER i dont evven care
then i tried to tell her my true feelins but instead she DUMPED ME at the WWORST POSSIBLE TIME an left me all alone wwhile she ran off to that disgustin mustardblooded twwat
then wwe played the game an i wwas all alone
nobody came to vvisit me
600 hours in total wwe played that infuriatin thing an i spent most a it fendin off murderous angels on my owwn since noone evven bothered to come help me
and okay i MIGHT havve made a few unwwanted advvances to a few indivviduals but there wwas no need for my quadrant aspirations to become a laughin matter
then in the vveil i decided to go join jack since tryin to hide from him or defeat him wwas hopeless
i tried to get fef to come wwith me but instead her and sol attacked me so i dealt with them
then i bleww up the orb since there wwasnt evven any point in havvin it anymore
that wwas the only good part i guess since i finally managed to fulfill one a my ambitions
but anywway kan got mad an came at me wwith her chainsaww so i had to deal wwith her too
but then she had the NERVVE to come back as a filthy rainboww drinker an cut me in half

just because i murdered two people and blinded another an destroyed the only hope a revvivvin our race it doesnt mean wwe havve to talk about it all the time
it doesnt evven matter any more but SOME PEOPLE keep bringin it up and its fuckin annoyin
nobody evver talks about all those other times before wwhen i DIDNT kill anyone evven though i shouldvve

and AFTER ALL THAT i turn up here
as a HUMAN
evven the vvery thought wwould make my fins curl up in resentment if i STILL HAD THEM
and kar wwho is the only friend i had left
or WWAS the only friend
is ignorin me to spend all a his time wwith those two shitstains on society instead a me.

[YEAH.

SO THERE.

WOE IS ERIDAN.]

[... just. staring. concerned.

He honestly doesn't know what to say. This isn't his area.

Oh god he needs ~~an adult~~ Mother for this sort of mess.]

Edited 2012-09-05 19:40 (UTC)

[He's not happy with a lot of this and how the world treated you, but...]

You're a brave girl, Rose; I'm proud of you.

[What? These are all legitimate issues here!]

Wwho cares, fake wwitches deservve evverythin' they GET.

[oNLY HOMED IN ON THAT LAST PART ORZ]

Magic isn't evven fuckin' real.

Instead a'complain' about it you should consider yourself lucky you wwere sold into slavvery instead a' just bein' culled on site.

[Alternian laws are the best laws yes 8) ]

When I was about seventeen, my father committed suicide and tried to take my stepsister with him. I ran away from home after that--let's not go into why.

I was on my own for years after that; at the time, I didn't think it was so bad. But looking back on it, I was...really kind of lonely. I wouldn't want to be left on my own again, not like that at least. I went to college, got a PhD in engineering, and that was how I eventually ended up on Shadow Moses when I was twenty-five.

I thought I was building a defense system. Y'know, something that would be used to help people. That's all I really wanted to do, but...Metal Gear REX was the result, a nuclear-equipped weapon that could devastate the world. It was because of my own blind idealism that so much pain and suffering happened after that.

After FOXHOUND took control of the base, I met Sniper Wolf. Tven though she was a soldier and even though she was part of a group that amounted to terrorists...I don't know, there was just something compassionate about her. Something I really...loved, I guess. But it probably doesn't matter--she died just like the rest of FOXHOUND.

A few years after that, Snake and I tracked down my stepsister. She was working on something called Arsenal Gear--like a Metal Gear, but a lot bigger and more dangerous. She kept lashing out at me, blaming me for running away. Even though she eventually said she never hated me, I...think she would've had a right to. We tried to rescue her...we almost did, but she was killed in the process.

By this time we were pretty much wanted criminals, so we moved our operations to an airplane called the Nomad--basically just myself, Snake, and a little girl named Sunny. We ended up traveling the world; the Middle East, South America, Europe...all chasing after the last member of FOXHOUND and trying to stop him from essentially ending the world. Structurally speaking.

We had a little help--at least I think she was helping--Naomi Hunter. We got along really well, and I k-kind of...fell in love with her, eventually. But then she...I guess she'd been sick for a long time, and her nanomachines were the only thing keeping her going...she essentually deactivated them and committed suicide.

On top of that, Snake...isn't in great condition. I don't really know how everything's going to end back home, but all evidence points to him not living much long either. I've lost everyone and everything over the course of my life, and pretty soon I'll probably lose the only friend I ever had back home. Then I guess it'll just be me and Sunny; whatever happens after that is just...going to happen.

Kid, why don't you take your 'I fucked a washing machine' accent and go sit in the corner.

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