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[pianokeys]

the FML! meme

Step 1 ∙ Your characters are suddenly compelled to share with the world why their life sucks
so much. Have them write about it in the comments!

Step 2 ∙ Respond to other character's confessions

step 3 ∙ ic drama??? angst???

Simple as that!

 

nabbed from adddictions 

Comments

Other Father ∙ Coraline

[pianokeys]

'Was created to love my wife and children, got attached, then Mother sewed buttons into their eyes so she could eat 'em. Had to do that three times before she made me attack our little girl; I did try to help her though, ca~n't say I'm in the right.

[Mother knows best, afterall, and he did betray her.]

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

.......

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[pianokeys]

Not surprised?

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

That you left a few things out in the version you told me.

Fairytale deals usually do.

[Line faced and not at all pleased.]

You kidnap children and then your wife eats them. You really are something out of Silent Hill.

The fact that you call yourself a father is disgusting. Fathers don't let their children be eaten.

[pianokeys]

[Dis... gusting?

But

That's his point in life; he's the Other Father.

He knows he's a coward, Harry; he knows he should have saved the others too- but he didn't even know that it was going to happen to the first.]

Mother made me.

[It's not the first time he's said that, it's also the truth. This time it feels so much more like an excuse though.]

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Three children are dead because of you. How do you think their families felt? Having no idea where their child went, and never being able to find out?

What about the children that no doubt trusted you to look out for them?

If you really were any father at all, you would have tried to save them, no matter what the risk, or cost to yourself. That's what being a parent is, it's taking responsibility for another life and protecting your children.

[pianokeys]

[He's staring, silently, confused, distraught.

He would defend with how bad the Beldam can be, how he gave her up to save his child... but he knows what Harry went through and he knows that Harry is ten times the man he can ever hope to be.

Sorry Harry, he's going into 'just going to stare and try and make actual sense of things' mode. He may not make the most sense.]

'Had to make a choice.

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

Then you made the wrong one.

[Sorry, he has no sympathy for people who kill or help, kill children.]

eridan needs to STOP REPLYING to anything in this post

[roemance]

Wwhats wwrong wwith attackin' them it's the only wway they're goin' to get stronger.

NEVER STOP.

[pianokeys]

That's not how you raise a child, Eridan. [Oh god what the hell, kiddo?!]

[roemance]

No wwonder humans are so wweak.

[pianokeys]

[Just. Frowning.

No, Eridan. Bad son. If he knew how to discipline you, he would try.]

[roemance]

[What??! Sees no wrong here!]

[darkenedgales]

... You bastard.

How the hell do you even dare call yourself a father?!

[pianokeys]

[Oh god another one. He already feels bad enough, Crow.]

I love my children.

[It's monotonous and lacks much feeling, but it's true. Sorry, he's in 'just gonna stare at a wall and figure shit out' mode. He might not make much sense.]

[darkenedgales]

[Guess who doesn't care?]

A person who loves their children would never stand by and watch them get killed!

[pianokeys]

Loved my wife too. Had to make the choice.

[darkenedgales]

You're not making any sense!

A true father is someone who'd never let any members of his family get hurt! Someone who's willing to protect 'em with his life! Who keeps 'em safe no matter what!

You're just blaming someone else when it was your responsibility not to let that happen!

[pianokeys]

[No sense? Well...]

If Mother didn't eat, she'd die. I loved them all my seeds, Crow.

[It was his responsibility to not let that happen, but he would have lost one of them either way.]

Psst, I'll reply to the log soon!

[otherisbetter]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

HAS HE LEARNED NOTHING?! SHE WILL PUMPKIN-FY HIM SO GODDAMN HARD.]

Okiedokie! 8D

[pianokeys]

[OH HOLY CHICKEN BREAST.]

H- Honeybunch?

[HE CAN ONLY BE GLAD SHE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT HERE... AND DOESN'T WANT TO THINK OF ANY WAY SHE COULD FIND TO DO IT TO HIM HERE.

WHY DID HE TELL PEOPLE? GDI, MEME. GDI.]

[otherisbetter]

[THROWING PUMPKINS AT HIM IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR HER.

PUMPKINS MADE OF LEAD, THAT IS.]

You.

[pianokeys]

[Dodging. oh god dodging.]

woah~

[otherisbetter]

[You can't dodge forever, pumpkin legs.]

That's all you have to say to me?!

[pianokeys]

The meme made me, sweatpea.

[HE OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T NORMALLY SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

...NOT MENTIONING WHAT HE TOLD JACK. NOPE.]