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[pianokeys]

the FML! meme

Step 1 ∙ Your characters are suddenly compelled to share with the world why their life sucks
so much. Have them write about it in the comments!

Step 2 ∙ Respond to other character's confessions

step 3 ∙ ic drama??? angst???

Simple as that!

 

nabbed from adddictions 

Comments

Psst, I'll reply to the log soon!

[otherisbetter]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

HAS HE LEARNED NOTHING?! SHE WILL PUMPKIN-FY HIM SO GODDAMN HARD.]

Okiedokie! 8D

[pianokeys]

[OH HOLY CHICKEN BREAST.]

H- Honeybunch?

[HE CAN ONLY BE GLAD SHE CAN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT HERE... AND DOESN'T WANT TO THINK OF ANY WAY SHE COULD FIND TO DO IT TO HIM HERE.

WHY DID HE TELL PEOPLE? GDI, MEME. GDI.]

[otherisbetter]

[THROWING PUMPKINS AT HIM IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR HER.

PUMPKINS MADE OF LEAD, THAT IS.]

You.

[pianokeys]

[Dodging. oh god dodging.]

woah~

[otherisbetter]

[You can't dodge forever, pumpkin legs.]

That's all you have to say to me?!

[pianokeys]

The meme made me, sweatpea.

[HE OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T NORMALLY SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

...NOT MENTIONING WHAT HE TOLD JACK. NOPE.]

[otherisbetter]

I don't care. I don't care at all, you traitor.

[IF SHE KNEW, BRO.

IF SHE KNEW.]

[pianokeys]

You did eat our children, sweatpea...

[HE'S ON A MEME, THEREFOR HE FEELS SAFER? he is still shit scared of asking this though.]

[otherisbetter]

The ones who didn't love me, you moron! None of them cared about me; about us-. Do you think a single one of them would have stayed if I didn't give them whatever they wanted?!

[HE IS NEVER SAFE FROM MOTHER.]

[pianokeys]

[He thinks about that carefully.]

With time? If they had a chance to know you better, sugarpie...