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[pianokeys]

the FML! meme

Step 1 ∙ Your characters are suddenly compelled to share with the world why their life sucks
so much. Have them write about it in the comments!

Step 2 ∙ Respond to other character's confessions

step 3 ∙ ic drama??? angst???

Simple as that!

 

nabbed from adddictions 

Comments

[doitrockapella]

I was using rockets that were programmed to launch and strike the surface in a predetermined configuration that I mapped out via a Lite Brite.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Impressive. Commandeering a children's toy for sssomething like that.

[He is actually applauding this. What is even going on anymore?]

A shame you use those talents to antagonize me instead of putting them to good use!

[There. That's more like it.]

[doitrockapella]

I paid for it, thank you.

[SHE TOTALLY DID, TOO. AT THE TOY STORE AND EVERYTHING.]

And what would you call a better use of my skills?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You actually paid for it? Why?

[He doesn't actually have a problem paying for things. He just likes being difficult.]

By using them to antagonize people who aren't me!

[doitrockapella]

Why not?

[I mean, she stole everything else. Like the Space Shuttle.]

I do use them to antagonize people who aren't you. Just ask your minions.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because why pay when you can take it for free?

I don't care if you bother them! Steal from them all you like! Just don't steal from me!

[doitrockapella]

I take things for free all the time. Paying for it once was a novelty.

Much like sitting in your snake throne, I might add.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

A novelty that I personally feel should be done as little as possible if you can get away with it!

[He tries to pay people as little as possible. Just ask Destro and the people Cobra owes loans too.]

And I hope you enjoyed that novelty because it will never happen again!

[doitrockapella]

Remind me never to have dinner with you.

[trollface.jpg]

Next time I'll take something else of yours, then. Do you have any suggestions?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Your loss. Ever ssssince I left our old chef at the bottom of the sssea, Cobra cuisine has been truly ssssomething!

[But you can't have any Carmen. Ever.]

You could steal the idiots opposing me!

[doitrockapella]

I suppose that's one way to serve seafood.

[OH COME ON all the best bad guys have their enemies over for dinner.]

I've already got one of them. Next?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Not any food you would want to ssssee.

[Food poisoning is only fun when it happens to someone else.]

You do? Which one? Perhaps you should try and acquire the entire set.

[Could he interest Carmen in stealing the entire PGC and putting them somewhere where Cobra will never see them again?]