this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

Comments

[bertall]

<sub>[WELL.

Well well well well.]</sub>

...That desperate?

[konpeitoqueen]

If I could leave without any consequences, I would, you dumbass!

[FUCK OFFFFF.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Lies! So, who are you looking out for, pig bitch? Hunky men with fake muscles? Or maybe even cute boys around my height?! Gross!

[WHO CARES she's missed the feeling of harassing her.]

[foolishwren]

_{[When she feels like it, Heather has the grin of a goddamn weasel.]}

Oh man, no way.

_{[She doesn't actually sound surprised. She's too busy scheming and gloating internally to be surprised.]}

So you gotta kiss people?

That sucks, man.

That sucks real hard.

Wow.

You must be super annoyed.

[puppetnurse]

N-no!! N-no I'm n-not looking...looking for anyone! I-I don't want anyone!

[konpeitoqueen]

No, I'm going to watch you demean yourself and enjoy it.

[saionji yes]

[konpeitoqueen]

[THE TABLES HAVE TURNED]

Don't just assume, you dumb pig! [hypocrisy 101] I don't want to be here either.

[pipers_son]

Hey now, ya didn't hafta take the other seat. [Still, he comes over and nearly flops into the other chair, one leg crossing over the other at the ankle.]

Don't we make a sight? [A chuckle escapes him.] Hope I don't scare away any customers.

[Yep he's in this now too, whups, just decided]

[konpeitoqueen]

Kyahaha! It's not like anyone is low enough to kiss your filthy face, anyway.

[EHEHEHEHEHEHE]

[pipers_son]

So yer stuck here no matter what?

[uh oh]

[bertall]

...I-I don't really get how me kissing anyone would be demeaning though.

<sub>[Bert.

Bert, you've never even been on a date with a girl, let alone kissed one.]</sub>

[konpeitoqueen]

I thought that was obvious to even the worst of fools!

[what do you mean 'uh oh']

[bertall]

So why not just leave? There's nothing stopping you, is there?

_{[He's not even gonna lie, this is pretty amazing.]}

[konpeitoqueen]

It isn't, when it's done well.

[Smirk!] You're such a blatant virgin, you'll probably look like you're eating the others' face!

[konpeitoqueen]

I would leave if I could, moron! Some consequences aren't presented upfront!

[NO THIS IS NOT AMAZING]

[bertall]

_{[WHAT THE WHAT.]}

I-I don't know what that... _{I-I don't know what being a virgin has to do with any of this...}

[bertall]

...Did they shackle your ankle to the table or something?

_{[YES IT IS.]}

[pipers_son]

I see~.

[Don't mind him, just coming closer to check out what this deal is, looking like a cat that's about to eat a canary.]

[puppetnurse]

N-no, i-it's okay! [You deserve the better seat. But oh, he's going to run this with her??]

...I-I think...I would likely be the one scaring away customers...

[konpeitoqueen]

Well, not being a virgin means you probably have more experience. [SAIONJI NO] Being a virgin isn't an issue, but being a blatant virgin is just sad and pathetic!

[there's a difference damn you. case file 1, souda kazuichi]

[styxiedust]

[Oh.

Ohhhh.

Yusuke you are in troubllleeee.]

You think I'd believe that? Just how little do you think I know about your decision-making process?

[Oh this is rich.]

S'COOL

[angerpoints]

[Yusuke looks skeptical.]

Uh-huh. Sure he did.

[A LIKELY STORY...]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...what]

It's not booby-trapped, though I wish it was so I could get you strung up in the air by your feet! [WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING]

[konpeitoqueen]

Can't you tell?! Any fool with half a brain can deduce someone's forcing me to do this!

[Gonna omit the blackmail details.] They probably chose me because of some gross loli fetish... girls like me are in high demand!

[soundmind]

Yeah. He did.

[...Does he really think--?]

Why would I want strangers' disgusting mouths near mine? You couldn't even pay me for that. [Besides, nobody would even come to a booth with her in it, it's obvious she was put here as a watch so nobody steals the money, isn't it?]