this is not the cr meme. because we don't do enough memes that AREN'T the cr meme anymore

[ghostytrainer]

The Kissing Booth Meme

Exactly what it sounds like on the tin! Somehow, inexplicably, your character has gotten themselves stuck in a kissing booth. Maybe they did it for the heck of it, maybe they've been forced into it against their will and can't leave until they meet their quota. Or maybe it's meme magic. Whatever the case, smooches are pretty much a given.

Pucker up, Routians!

What do you mean Valentine's day was 4 days ago? I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING OUR SPAM COMM IS SLOWPOKE.GIF THEN.

gently borrowed from bakerstreet

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[exeggutorhead]

[How did this even happen, how was he convinced to do this? The power of the meme. Or maybe it's because he was walking by at an inopportune moment and was "volunteered" to man the booth for a while.]

[Envy's not happy to be stuck in this ridiculous booth when he could be doing literally anything else. At least he's getting paid. Maybe not paid on purpose, but when his shift is up you bet he's going to make off with the whole jar of cash.]

[In the meantime, money and petty revenge is just enough of an incentive for him to not glare too much at anyone who approaches.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Oh. Oh no.]

[A kissing booth? With Envy in it?]

[Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.]</sub>


Hey.


_{[AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HEATHER TO EMBARRASS THE HELL OUT OF SOMEBODY.]}

[exeggutorhead]

[DAMMIT HEATHER]

[Oh shit he's been spotted by someone he knows. While he's sitting in a pink booth with stylized hearts and lips painted all over it. KEEP IT TOGETHER, ENVY.]

Hey yourself, what brings you over here?

[Who's embarrassed he's not embarrassed no way why would you think that?]

[foolishwren]

Oh, nothin'.

_{[She sidles over and pokes one of the hearts protruding from the stand's banner, idly.]}

Just, y'know, hangin' out.

Is that what you're doing?

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Of course it is.

[...]

I didn't volunteer to be in here.

[Just so she knows!! He crosses his arms, looking way too defensive for someone trying to pretend to be casual. And also, yes, the slightest bit pink. Dammit, Heather.]

[foolishwren]

_{[Her grin grows ever wider as she leans down to prop her chin in her hands and her elbows on the stand's sill.]}

Lose a bet? Or Truth or Dare?

[exeggutorhead]

Some guy stepped out of the booth while I was walking by and dragged me over!

[He waves his arms for emphasis, although he can't do that much if he doesn't want to knock into the sides of the booth. Those darned NPCs.]

[foolishwren]

_{[When she feels like it, Heather has the grin of a goddamn weasel.]}

Oh man, no way.

_{[She doesn't actually sound surprised. She's too busy scheming and gloating internally to be surprised.]}

So you gotta kiss people?

That sucks, man.

That sucks real hard.

Wow.

You must be super annoyed.

[exeggutorhead]

You're not exactly helping that, either!

[He jabs a pointed finger in her direction. HUFF. He's also clearly more flustered than he was before.]

And I haven't had to yet, nobody's come over except you.

[foolishwren]

Really?

You can't make any money like that

Maybe I should help.

_{[No Envy you don't want her to help.]}

[exeggutorhead]

What makes you think I need help?

[Is he...is he getting so defensive that he forgot he doesn't want to be here?]

I could get as many people over here as I wanted!

[Yes. The answer is yes.]

[francia]

[There's an old adage that goes, "Without temptation, there is no glory."]

[France doesn't even hesitate once he sees who exactly is inside the kissing booth, walking up to it not hurried but with definite one-track-mindedness.]

Hello, beautiful!

[Fortune smiles on France today.]

[exeggutorhead]

[Fortune indeed! At first Envy freezes like a flustered deer in headlights, because he's been spotted sitting in this ridiculous pink booth, and by his boyfriend no less. But when France gets over to him, he manages to snap out of it. He leans forward on one elbow, propping his chin up on the back of his wrist and looking up at France with a playful smirk.]

[Now that the one person he'd want to have over here has showed up, there's no reason he can't have some fun with this.]

And hello to you too, handsome. Interested in a kiss?